“Kamala Harris” Monterey Herald –May 26, 2023
Comment: The letter below is a mocking reference to a recent word-salad speech by Kamala Harris, which is now a trademark of her vice presidency. Harris declared on April 25, 2023, “So I think it’s very important — as you have heard from so many incredible leaders — for us, at every moment in time, and certainly, this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but the future.”
Let’s see if I understand, today is today and tomorrow yesterday, yesterday is tomorrow today and today is tomorrow tomorrow. Me thinks I am comprehending all of this. This week is next week, next week and next week was this week last week. Then obviously, next week is last week this week and last week is this week next week.
Hence, I am writing this today and hopefully, it will be published tomorrow, which means it’s being published today. I thought of this yesterday today and tomorrow I think I will regret this tomorrow today and wish I had forgotten about this yesterday today and reconsidered tomorrow not sending it today. I will make a brief visit to the local cannabis outlet prior to sending this today, all the time wondering why in God’s name I thought yesterday of doing this today. Always remember, tomorrow is the tomorrow of today, must be true, Kamala said so!
I now am able to understand any and all of her speeches. Thank you, Kamala.
PS: Does that mean that next month is this month next month, last month is this month next month, this month is next month next month and this month is last month last month?
— Raymond Souza, Corral de Tierra